![]() So he does, but all he finds is his rowdy ex-wife, Jessie, who runs a skydiving school. He discovers that some SEALs (Military dudes, not aquatic mammals) did a rescue training jump from 28,000 feet and is told that if he’s interested in finding a guy who might be crazy enough to attempt what Pete thinks happened, they should go see some fella named Dominic Jagger. So he surrenders his badge and gun and decides to take things into his own hands. Blame it on the seasoned law enforcement officer instead. (I said cockamamie.) But why should anyone believe him? Right? No branch of investigation would ever consider the testimony of an eyewitness. But Pete’s not convinced, though no one believes his cockamamie theory about a prison break at 38,000 feet. He also gets blamed for over reacting and causing fourteen deaths because why not? And that bitten finger. ![]() Oh, and Terry the brother gets sucked out and dies. No one.įine, they take over the plane, kidnap Leedy, bite off one of his fingers, yes, you heard that right, blow a hole in the fuselage and jump out. They are putting on bulletproof vests, parachutes, oxygen masks, goggles, and arming themselves with guns found in the seats. They are putting on bulletproof vests, parachutes, oxygen masks, goggles, and arming themselves with guns found in the seat-backs. They are seated right among the passengers. This scene is the single most unbelievably, lame-headed, insulting, ridiculous, idiotic, moronic, stupid, ninny-brained, cock-eyed, who-the-hell-let-this-happen moment in all of cinema. But I feel I need to say this, and I’ll be as respectful to the art of film making as well as I can. Now I don’t want to get all concerned with the little things in film and be that guy who rags on every minor problem. Did he just find guns behind the tray table of the seat in front of him? Yes he did. comedy! But hey! Isn’t that Gary Busey taking a seat on that plane? Yes it is. Now they are on a 747 flying to the new prison and Leedy is excessively worried about three cats he befriended at the previous jail that for some reason are also along for the ride because. We learn that the stabby thing is because our gawky inmate (named Earl Leedy) is a key material witness in a trial. ![]() Marshals, so in come Terry and Pete Nessip (Yup, an anagram of Snipes!), brothers who have small talk in the ride over about things like blind dates and sex lives because. REVIEW: So there’s this genius nerdy gangly fellow locked up in prison with some highly developed hacking skills that needs a transfer to a more secure facility because some of the other inmates are getting stabby with him. ![]()
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